God Crimes

Become a Woobelite!

20,00 zł per month (plus tax)

Join the world's first ethical cult! Not only will it make you feel awesome, we are sending the first 50 members a free sticker pack and handwritten thank you note of appreciation!!

Three super awesome large stickers: "Now That's What I Call a Cult!", "Time Travel Water", and "God Crimes Logo"!
Hand written note of our appreciation!

Become a BS Overseer!

39,00 zł per month (plus tax)

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Be a Woobleite+ in the world's first ethical cult! Like a Woobelite but with a higher contribution comes an even cooler "spiritual sash". It may be imaginary, but the increased ego boost is anything but! All BS Overseers receive a free sticker pack and hand written note of appreciation!!

Three super awesome large stickers: "Now That's What I Call a Cult!", "Time Travel Water", and "God Crimes Logo"!
Hand written note of our appreciation!

Become a Prophet of Woo!

80,00 zł per month (plus tax)

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Buy your way into greatness and become a Prophet of the world's first ethical cult! All Prophets get to send in a message to be read on the pod! All Prophets also receive a free sticker pack and an extra long handwritten note of appreciation!!

Three super awesome large stickers: "Now That's What I Call a Cult!", "Time Travel Water", and "God Crimes Logo"!
Hand written note of our appreciation!
We will read a message you send in on the pod!